I know it's slightly dated and probably someone already did it better and in hebrew but I couldn't help myself
wonder what luba would say
first you say fence is bad
then you say I build fence
then you say I don't build fence 'cause America not like
then you say I make agreement make arab state leave jews in place
then you say NO I expel jews no agreement
then you say no agreement ask people in plebiscite
then you say plebiscite not formal
now you say you ask Likud people
and I say you go home not come back here in your life
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
now that's how you increase immigration
when a politician starts washing dirty laundry in public you know she is trying to cover her ass. Or more likely this is an attempt to wrestle control of Jewish Agency money from the american jews. and fixating on the americans is all wrong it's the jews of europe that need to be evacuated or they'll become hostages.
when a politician starts washing dirty laundry in public you know she is trying to cover her ass. Or more likely this is an attempt to wrestle control of Jewish Agency money from the american jews. and fixating on the americans is all wrong it's the jews of europe that need to be evacuated or they'll become hostages.
Monday, March 29, 2004
Sunday, March 28, 2004
My Five Years Plan for peace in the middle east
It's simple and of course it would have no effect on peace since the arabs would still keep trying to make everyone as miserable as they are but here goes anyway
Give all the arabs in Israel* five years to settle their affairs and get the hell off jewish land . Anyone still remaining after five years would be , to use the current euphemism , "evacuated" by force.
Might not be your traditional "peace plan" but it does have a certain barbaric splendor.
* by Israel I mean both sides of the jordan
It's simple and of course it would have no effect on peace since the arabs would still keep trying to make everyone as miserable as they are but here goes anyway
Give all the arabs in Israel* five years to settle their affairs and get the hell off jewish land . Anyone still remaining after five years would be , to use the current euphemism , "evacuated" by force.
Might not be your traditional "peace plan" but it does have a certain barbaric splendor.
* by Israel I mean both sides of the jordan
Saturday, March 27, 2004
Pesakh (Passover for gentiles) is just next week
the last 3 paragraphs have the real story
"....The boy died of his wounds on the way to hospital. Palestinian medics said that soldiers stopped the ambulance transporting the boy to hospital for 15 minutes....Israeli soldiers raided the camp to search for militants planning suicide bombings, but left empty-handed. "
who said we left empty handed ?
the tradition does call for the blood of a christian baby for the Passover bread but in a pinch a 6 year old Arab would do
but I don't see how they could drain ALL the blood in just 15 minutes
but then again I'm not a rabbi
the last 3 paragraphs have the real story
"....The boy died of his wounds on the way to hospital. Palestinian medics said that soldiers stopped the ambulance transporting the boy to hospital for 15 minutes....Israeli soldiers raided the camp to search for militants planning suicide bombings, but left empty-handed. "
who said we left empty handed ?
the tradition does call for the blood of a christian baby for the Passover bread but in a pinch a 6 year old Arab would do
but I don't see how they could drain ALL the blood in just 15 minutes
but then again I'm not a rabbi
I should have started with a screed but fuck it , I'm not in that kind of mood or mode or whatever
Thinking about Al Andalus , not the current AQ protectorate but the real old one , and it's similarities with modern day Israel .
Not the obvious Clash of Civilizations , arabs vs west (like that has anything to do with jews) , that has been done to death
looking at both the conquest and the reconquest
The reconquest is simple . the defeated and despised indigenous people take back their land from the muslims but the conquest itself is also an interesting parallel where an advanced people ideologically (is that a real word?) driven took a crumbling piece of crap from the degenerate locals and made something out of it.
Historical precedents shouldn't be taken straight but I see two interesting points . One that the reconquest ended only when Spain became arabrein (Hint , Hint) and Two that if the process of jewification of the arabs in Israel is proceeding along the same lines as the process of arabization of the spaniards proceeded in the Cordoba Emirate then Israel would be a very interesting place in about a 100 years
Stick around and find out
I certainly plan to
Thinking about Al Andalus , not the current AQ protectorate but the real old one , and it's similarities with modern day Israel .
Not the obvious Clash of Civilizations , arabs vs west (like that has anything to do with jews) , that has been done to death
looking at both the conquest and the reconquest
The reconquest is simple . the defeated and despised indigenous people take back their land from the muslims but the conquest itself is also an interesting parallel where an advanced people ideologically (is that a real word?) driven took a crumbling piece of crap from the degenerate locals and made something out of it.
Historical precedents shouldn't be taken straight but I see two interesting points . One that the reconquest ended only when Spain became arabrein (Hint , Hint) and Two that if the process of jewification of the arabs in Israel is proceeding along the same lines as the process of arabization of the spaniards proceeded in the Cordoba Emirate then Israel would be a very interesting place in about a 100 years
Stick around and find out
I certainly plan to
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